Family Guy S06E08 - McStroke. ♪ When is Dad gonna get better? Now check this out! Doctor, what happened? Boy, you know, I've always wanted to come in here, and now that I got a mustache, the timing feels right. No. I'll find a way, with the help of my snarky cat lawyer, Meowsy McDermott. He's collecting Cleveland's mail while he's out of town. What grace. "McStroke" is the eighth episode of season six of the animated comedy series Family Guy. A nude baby! Well, here's my missile." It's a mustache, Lois! Well, you've effectively ended my reign of coolness, haven't you? Hey. Brian, I'm sorry, but what do I keep saying? That's what. Dad, all it's done is run on that wheel for the past three weeks. Five minutes. Please give me your word that you won't go in that door. Is he gonna be okay? People with mustaches look out for each other. Lois: Doctor, what happened? ♪ Because I will get scared. Hey, why don't you guys get lost? Is this the Quahog Mustache Society? To Hell with you all! 2 out of 2 found this helpful. I guess you'll be hanging up your wig now. I swear, I'll get back at you someday for what you did to me and what you did to Wimpy! You know, Connie, look. You're right. I am who I am. McStroke. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. But always remember: what I have done here today is not a courageous act. If I go in there, I could get hurt. Posted by Rhys Wynne on May 29, 2014 No comments. This court finds in favor of the defendant, McBurgertown Industries. " Does this yellow hat make my ass look fat?". There is nothing that'll ever happen in the rest of our lives that's as important as what's going on right here, right now, in high school, by these lockers. McStroke - Family Guy [S06E08] Released: 2008-01-13, Rated: TV-14. But how do you intend to escape? Let me get our general manager. Chris, I've already explained this to you. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy 06x08 - McStroke. " But this is our oil.". Peter, what the hell do you expect to accomplish here? Listen to your heart bleed. Remember that time I was Robin Williams' jumping-off point? All right, baby, those are the magic words. Your father had a stroke, and it may take him a long time to recover. Well, as I said, Peter just promised that I... Yeah, I should stop you there. Cow: [on TV in front of the town hall] I have revealed to you today these horrors in a hope that you will see the need for change. Oh, I think we just send a nice card. Of course he does. Hey, kids! Yep, it's a mustache kind of morning, Chris. Politics! 2 years ago | 323 views. Really? Religion! You might have to help me out with the last 10 or so. Peter, I know you're upset about losing that thing, but get a grip on yourself. Family Guy S06E08 - McStroke. I should sue her. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Stewie: Yeah, I am ready for sex. This court finds in favor of the defendant, McBurgertown Industries. Absolutely. [Cutaway to Peter looking in the refrigerator; one of his legs is that of a horse. Family Guy S06E08 - McStroke. To hell with you all. Good afternoon, mustache wearers. Are you kidding? Listen to your heart bleed. If only there was some way I could be like everybody else again. NannieAcku9856. Oh, man, this is a way better offer than the one I got from Helen Hunt. Wow, that's a way better present than that buff hamster you got me last Christmas. And to show my gratitude, I'd like to offer you a lifetime supply of McBurgertown burgers. You mind telling me what the hell you think you're doing? What the hell do you know about high school? You kill me, I kill you, we both go to Heaven! Oh, my God, Peter, look! [stands up, and pulls his pants down]. Okay, if I win, and you can't do it, you have to put your nose in Meg's hat and take an eight-second inhale. Who likes McBurgertown burgers? No, I own the restaurant. McStroke. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Uh oh, overflow, population common group, but it'll do. Mom, it's been three months. Sweet. Well, Chris, there may be more lap sitting than there's been, and I might answer most of your questions with a story, but mostly, my mustache tells people that there is a 90% chance that I am poorly educated, that I keep upscale p0rn magazines out in the open, and that I listen to the Little River Band with giant headphones. Connie D'Amico: Is...is there more underneath, or is that it? I just said, "Maybe, if it was okay with Lois.". I just transferred here from Rich Expensive Car-Driving Sex-Having High School. Well, I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space that you think, "Gosh, there's no way I'm gonna be able to fit in there," but then you fold in the side-view mirrors and sure enough, "Well, look at that.". [Peter begins spazzing out and screams before falling on the floor] Oh my God! ♪ ♪ ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ on which we used to rely? Shut up, Brian. WordPress (0) Facebook Google+; Leave a Reply Cancel reply. There is nothing that'll ever happen in the rest of our lives that's as important as what's going on right here, right now, in high school, by these lockers. "Yeeha! [childishly] Well, for your information, I don't want a big penis! Over across the street. marks an incomplete episode. The left half of his body is completely paralyzed. 06x08 - McStroke. Wait. You wanna go out to a**l Point this weekend, see what all the buzz is about? McStroke - Family Guy [S06E08] McStroke - Family Guy [S06E08] TV-14 Animation Comedy . Isn't this the funniest thing you've ever seen?". Oh, my God! No, but seriously, there's something I want to talk to you about. Peter, you can't speak Italian just because you have a mustache. Stargate SG. Before you know it, we'll be like an old married couple. You and your delicious hamburgers. Come to think of it, I can't really feel anything on the left half of my body. What, you never seen a mustache before? Family Guy Season 6 Episode 8: McStroke Summary: Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. You betcha, son. Peter, don't you think you're kind of letting that mustache consume your personality? I have to talk to Connie. No. Well, in that scenario, it sounds like I'd rather be the parking space than the car. I don't really see how that's gonna work out. 'Cause I have no idea. Peter decides to grow a mustache, but then he's mistaken for a fireman (because they all have mustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. One man can't take on a multinational fast food conglomerate. I imagine you're gonna be much more of a stern father now that you have a mustache. I don't want to play anymore. Do not stand behind me. I don't want to play anymore. Chris, I've already explained this to you. [Peter and Brian are in McBurgertown, with dozens of hamburger wrappers on the table as Peter is eating a burger]. There's somebody trapped inside! You mind telling me what the hell you think you're doing? I've tackled tougher jobs before. Mrs. Griffin, your husband has had a stroke. I've tackled tougher jobs before. So are we just gonna sit here and talk, or are we gonna do it? I am part of a very special community now. (11909557) Well, I guess we'll just take our millions of dongs elsewhere. Pardon me, we're two Asian businessmen looking to invest in McBurgertown Industries, and we'd like a tour of your facility. Well, Stewie, you got the best of me on this one. God, these high school students are lame. ... Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up site! Of course he does. Let Brian down. What a rip-off. And now I can take my revenge on McBurgertown! ♪. Religion! You betcha, son. That doesn't sound good. Lois, would you mind calling the police or something? ... Family Guy Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Okay, and if I win, you have to go online and download that footage of the dancing baby from Ally McBeal, and you have to forward it to all your friends with the message, "Oh, my God, look what I just found online! Seventy-two virgins! At that time, our value meal consisted of a hamburger, a cup of coffee and a Lucky Strike. I'm the man you rescued from McBurgertown. What's it like? The episode … Song in the Family Guy episode McStroke? Then I'll have it made, like the Monopoly guy. Tweet. Just make sure it has a mustache on it. ♪ on which we used to rely? Look at that giant horse v*g1n*. Excellent. I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts. Watch Family Guy Free Here-Peter is offered unlimited burgers from a fast food restaurant for saving its owner in a fire, but suffers a stroke after eating too many. Five minutes. I didn't really promise anything. Buffer. This girl is making out with a baby! A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 6 E 8 Mc Stroke. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/McStroke?oldid=146345. This baby's ready to explode! I took a bunch of pictures. "McStroke" might be the last original Family Guy we'll be seeing for a while. It was your own fault. What can we, as citizens, do about mustache awareness? No, with great mustache comes great responsibility. I'm not living my life without a mustache. In the part when peter is sad he started saying something to the restaurant and then he says something like:for what u did to me and jeppepo or something like that wuts the name of the cartoon character jeppepo or wut is it beacuse i want to put that part on my myspace. I respect women when I'm on a date I take them to the park or maybe a museum And I only try to kiss them if they're ready Whoo-hoo! "Hey, baby, I'm not gay!" I respect women when I'm on a date I take them to the park or maybe a museum And I only try to kiss them if they're ready Whoo-hoo! Your father had a stroke, and it may take him a long time to recover. Hey, why don't you guys get lost? Brian enters behind him]. Wipe your shoes on the mat when you come in the house Someone just cleaned that floor Whoo-hoo! That's really funny. I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast, and then later I'm gonna take you down to the whorehouse to lose your virginity. I'm a bigger hit with the kids than Will Smith and his nice clean rap. Pardon me, we're two Asian businessmen looking to invest in McBurgertown Industries, and we'd like a tour of your facility. Lois, black people are different than you and I. Grape Soda Today, Orange Soda Quarterly, The Fruit Punch Reader. And now I can take my revenge on McBurgertown! Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack … I'm the man you rescued from McBurgertown. And in here, we're test-marketing a new mascot, Meaty, the Quick to Anger Clown. This is my good arm. Peter sues a fast food chain after he suffers a stroke from eating over 30 hamburgers in … McStroke - Family Guy [S06E08] Released: 2008-01-13, Rated: TV-14. They have 100 lawyers, and you tried to bribe me with a subscription to Grape Soda Today, which I already have! Okay, you just want me to spray the water at the fire and try to put it out? Browse more videos. This is my good arm. Those people are bad, and I'm gonna prove it to the world. QuindAcku4149. [Lois kneels down and embraces Peter in bed; his left eye and part of his mouth are grotesquely hanging over, and his left arm has become limp] Peter, sweetheart, how do you feel? You can see them on my MySpace page, along with my favorite songs and movies, and things that other people have created, but that I use to express my individualism. Ah! We need someone to man the other hose! Family Guy Season 6: Season 7 >> #01: Blue Harvest #05: Lois Kills Stewie #09: Back to the Woods #02: Movin' Out (Brian's Song) #06: Padre de Familia #10: Play It Again, Brian #03: Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air #07: Peter's Daughter #11: The Former Life of Brian #04: Stewie Kills Lois #08: McStroke #12: Long John Peter There's spaghetti and meatballs, powdered donuts and bubblegum. ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Wow, that's a way better present than that buff hamster you got me last Christmas. Oh, man, this is a way better offer than the one I got from Helen Hunt. Stewie: All right, baby. Let's see what's behind this door. If you got 30 minutes to spare, and you're willing to watch some Family Guy, then I would definitely recommend McStroke. This girl is making out with a baby! Stewie has his sweet revenge on Connie by shedding his disguise and clothes completely and making out with her, thus making her look like a pedophile and having her immediately arrested. Wait. Wow, if he says one more cool thing, he's in. [swallows] And it's working! Lois, black people are different than you and I. Grape Soda Today, Orange Soda Quarterly, The Fruit Punch Reader. [the guards take her away]. I just transferred here from Rich Expensive Car-Driving Sex-Having High School. What, what, what, what I say what, what Help out your mom and dad by getting a job So you can help pay for school supplies Whoo-hoo! Wow, look at these men! Well, I guess we'll just take our millions of dongs elsewhere. After eating 30 hamburgers in a row, Peter suffers a massive stroke and tries to take revenge on the restaurant. 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